Humor

‘Twas brillig, and the flicky leaders Did maxi and move in the browse: All downy were the shorteaters, And the bearees did grouse. “Beware the Hedgeefun, my son! The urge that rides, the trends that catch! Beware the Upward Ride, and shun The frumious Panickrash!” He took his wirless mouse in hand: Long time [...]

IRA, who made thee? Dost thou know who made thee? Gave thee funds, and bid thee feed By the market on the street IPO’s, dot coms galore Stocks the traders swore would soar Gave thee funds, large cap and small T-bills that could never fall? IRA, who made thee? Dost thou know who made [...]

Ah, distinctly I remember, it was in the bleak December, And like a quickly dying ember, my 401K hit the floor. Eagerly I wished the morrow; vainly I had sought to borrow From Fox News surcease of sorrow, sorrow for my dwindling 4, For my once profitable retirement fund that began with number 4, [...]